(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

1. I am from China, no need
2. I am new in the neighbourhood, cannot find the voting station
3. I am in a hurry, next time for sure
4. Last time I vote, Harper became PM
5. My mother hasn’t told me who to vote for
6. You get Rob Ford anyway
7. I hate to see anyone losing
8. Too many choices, can’t make up my mind
9. The dog ate the voting card
10. I am casting a protest vote by not voting
11. I am all for, BTW what are they voting anyway
12. Justin Bieber is not running