Top 10 Reasons Nigel Wright cut a $90,000 cheque to Mike Duffy

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

1. The Devil made me do it
2. It’s all Matthew’s fault
3. My right-hand man doesn’t know what my left-hand man was doing
4. Vote Conservative, we’ll cut you a cheque too (oh, wait a minute,  it is already done)
5. It’s covered. The Election is Good to Go
6. You can’t handle the truth, son!  You are Just not Ready
7. Let’s adjourn/prorogue the Election, until the Duffy Trial wrapped up
8. Next time, open a SnapChat account, stupid!
9. A good deed a day, keep the scandal away
10. Mission: Impossible — Rouge Nation (Canada)