(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

1. 最高指示 It reflects the secrecy nature of our government

2. Quicker and easier than closing down/prorogue parliament

3. So what. It is within our power to do so, I am the minister 官字兩個口

4. Mind you. It’s adding, not redacting/deleting/withholding wordings of a document. Quite an improvement!

5. Everybody longed to be able to add more “not”, i.e. “zeros” to cheques payable to them, now the government just made it legit

6. Oops, sorry, forgot to initial the change

7. Believe it or NOT

8. Cannot get the co-operation of the co-signees, this is the only way to do it, very creative indeed

9. Get used to it. This is the better way of running business in our government nowadays

10. Obviously this is a very sick document, that needs doctoring