(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

• McDonald gives you senior discount coffee automatically
• Kids give you their seats on public transit respectfully
• Spent hours every morning reading the newspaper from headlines to obuitary
• Spent more time surfing the Internet than watching reality shows
• Diagnosed with Repetitive Injury of wrist tweetting or using mouse
• Forwarding all interesting articles and tipbits to all your email friends/groups
• Keep losing your car in the shopping mall parking lots
• Need two or more pill boxes to hold your daily pills
• Keep on travel before arthritis and cataract kick in
• The designated baby/pet sitter
• Go to more re-union gatherings than the past 30 years total
• Who do you see more frequent: your doctor and pharmacist
• Sleep less and pee more
• Sudoku and dancing are your preferred  exercises, for a beautiful mind and body
• Keep repeating yourself, like a broken record
• Busier than ever before, with fully booked activities every single day
• ___________________________ (Fill in your own blank)