(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

(sing to the tune of GHOSTBUSTERS)
To Mayor Rob Ford

If there’s something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

If there’s something weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
I ain’t afraid of Mary Walsh

If you’re seeing red
coming at you on your driveway
Who can ya call?
911 dispatchers

An amazon woman
Scare you in your home
Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
I ain’t afraid of Mary Walsh

Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
911 dispatchers

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
I really likes the girls (never used the b word)
I ain’t afraid of Mary Walsh
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

If you’ve had a dose of a
freaky 22 minutes
Ya better call
911 dispatchers

Lemme tell ya something
Swearing makes me feel good!

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
I ain’t afraid of Mary Walsh

Don’t get caught alone no no

HEY BUSTER

When she comes to your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
911 dispatchers

Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

I think you better call
911 dispatchers

Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

I can’t hear you
Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

Louder
911 dispatchers

Who ya gonna call?
911 dispatchers

Who can ya call?
911 dispatchers

Who ya gonna call?
#$%@*&b!!!!!f