邊個夠我威 !?

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

我,威盡。

沒有政治資本,政治關係,政治經驗,一出馬,就能以「炒你尤魚」的號召力,打敗了黨內外的所有對手,登上總統寶座

我,威盡。

我競選,不需要太多資金。我這密底算盤,借用了這免費的推特(Twitter) 現代構通工具,不用花費一仙一毫,就能夠把握住 Social Media 來宣傳,大做文章,假消息;而且跟班(followers) 又多,呼萬應,橫掃千軍,連連勝出。

我,威盡。

無論我怎樣說也好,做謠、做假新聞也好,我的信徒都一一受落,而且,我越是祌族歧視,越sexist,越MCP,甚至被人指控性騷擾,都越能引起各路信徒的共嗚,投我神聖一票。

我,威盡。

我只要下個下馬威,出句聲,Ford汽車公司,就立即停止在墨西哥設廠,我重要墨西哥出錢來起圍牆。威威。

我,威盡。

我的老友叫Putin。又能助我一臂之力。大選期間,用黑客出奇制勝,把Hillary打過落花流水,奪得寶座。其實任你CIA怎樣說,我已通嬴了。我還要改組CIA,等著瞧吧。

我,威盡。

我還未宣誓上任,只接了蔡姑娘一個電話,就攪得你習老哥扎扎跳,好戲還在後頭呢。等你地鬼打鬼,我就能坐收漁人之利呀。

我,威盡。

我到處滋事,好似語無倫次, 制造內亂,越亂越好,要學學我老友Putin,趁烏黑蘭內戰,混水摸魚,吞拼了克里米亞。我話,墨西哥,加拿大,不要亂來,乖乖的聽我話,不然內亂,打起仗來,那又正中我老夫下懷了。

我,威盡。

我還要盡量確保,我的投資,地產,保存在我的名下,不會轉托交兒女。在打後的四年,利用職權,發更多、更大的財,Make America (And Me) Great Again。

雙嬴。

你話哪,又有邊個夠我威。

《叢書總序》__ 江紹倫 (53)

本叢書依作者半世紀的半世紀的國際經驗用現代語文寫中華智慧,兼寫在後現代一個世界格局的今天, 我們怎樣做一個中國人,自足安泰而高貴。 中華文化的起點是人,即人的天性(human nature)和人心(mind)。其終點仍是人,即人在自強不息的畢生奮鬥中圓滿平和,安祥歸宿。

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《2017 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas》__ Ricardo di California (65)

Our friend Henry Zee (now residing in Las Vegas who just attended the Consumer Electronics Show) is excited that 2017 will be the Year of Technology. It may well be true that technology will shape the narrative of not only 2017 but many more years to come. But instead of sharing his excitement, I am fearful. Having lived and worked in the Silicon Valley virtually all my adult life, I have turned from being a cheerleader to a critic (or at least a skeptic) of technology.

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《“Much Ado About Nothing” __ A Quintessential Case of干卿底事》__ Henry Ku(56)

Dave’s is what Americans euphemistically call a family restaurant, meaning to which you could take the family without having to renegotiate with your banker about the next mortgage payment.   It was where one could order basic fares at a price not too far above McDonald’s.  Needless to say, one also had to adjust one’s culinary expectations, south. 

Last Saturday I spent the whole day by myself and went to vigil mass at 5.  After that I went home and found it dark and quiet.  Then I remembered my wife had told me to take care of my own dinner.  She had gone to a class of some sort on the use of her new toy — the iPhone 6S.

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《一家兩制之領袖解圍》__陳柏齡(71)

「東方紅,太陽升,中國出了個毛澤東,他為人民謀幸福。

「西方殘,太陽落,美國出了個克林頓,他為男人謀籍口。」

吾三生有幸,娶得旺夫益子妻,湖北女強人。

女強人王曾經是共青團團長。自從移民美國,下嫁陳家,她就完全回歸女性本我。不問政治,只看孩子。

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《The Aroma of Coffee and Prayer》__ Ernest Yau (65)  

Against the backdrop of an Orthodox Christian church built some 600 years ago, I smelled the aroma and tasted the thick, bold and dark Ethiopian coffee, mesmerized by the ceremonial regalia, drifting in the swirl of frankincense smoke and soaking in a tradition dated back many centuries. I am in the land where coffee was birthed as attested by Kaffa, a southern province, so called for its namesake.
Having traveled north and south of the country, tomorrow I will begin my service at a Mother Teresa’s home for the poor in Addis Ababa with Brothers of Missionaries of Charity.
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