{"id":6588,"date":"2010-08-03T19:51:31","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T23:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=6588"},"modified":"2010-08-04T02:35:21","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T06:35:21","slug":"tories-won%e2%80%99t-compromise-on-census-but-a-new-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=6588","title":{"rendered":"Tories won\u2019t compromise on census, how about a new game?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/monopoly.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6590\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/monopoly-300x220.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/monopoly-300x220.gif 300w, https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/monopoly.gif 468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is a new game in town: Monopoly, the Conservative Edition.<\/p>\n<p>Players voluntarily have to roll the dice, and go round and round the board, in a circle, chanting: long form, long form; and have to answer a census question, whenever he\/she landed on a square. Can\u2019t answer the question, well, go directly to jail, do not pass go, and do not collect, but fined $200.<\/p>\n<p>Sample questions:<\/p>\n<p>1. What is your political and sexual orientation?<br \/>\n2. Are you a closet conservative?<br \/>\n3. How long is the Long Form anyway?<br \/>\n4. Does women health include abortion?<br \/>\n5. Is SPF 50+ enough to fight climate change?<br \/>\n6. Which taste better, the East European pierogie or the Canadian prorogue?<br \/>\n7.\u00a0Are you\u00a0a secret admirer of \u00a0the CBC culture war?<br \/>\n8. How many rolls of toilet paper you used a week?<br \/>\n9. Long or short, have you ever been jailed?<br \/>\n10. Where is Waldo\/Harpo?<\/p>\n<p>When a player finished the game, there you are, the 2011 census will be completed.<\/p>\n<p>No need for compromise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses) There is a new game in town: Monopoly, the Conservative Edition. Players voluntarily have to roll the dice, and go round and round the board, in a circle, chanting: long form, long form; and have to answer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=6588\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,111],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-6588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-through-rose-coloured-glasses","tag-fb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6588"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6618,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6588\/revisions\/6618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}