{"id":4612,"date":"2010-04-20T12:10:50","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T16:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=4612"},"modified":"2010-04-20T12:10:50","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T16:10:50","slug":"you-know-you-are-over-the-hill-when-%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=4612","title":{"rendered":"You Know You Are Over The Hill When \u2026&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>McDonald gives you senior discount coffee automatically<\/li>\n<li>Kids give you their seats on public transit respectfully<\/li>\n<li>Spent hours every morning reading the newspaper from headlines to obuitary<\/li>\n<li>Spent more time surfing the Internet than watching reality shows<\/li>\n<li>Diagnosed with Repetitive Injury of wrist tweetting or using mouse<\/li>\n<li>Forwarding all interesting articles and tipbits to all your email friends\/groups<\/li>\n<li>Keep losing your car in the shopping mall parking lots<\/li>\n<li>Need two or more pill boxes to hold your daily pills<\/li>\n<li>Keep on travel before arthritis and cataract kick in<\/li>\n<li>The designated baby\/pet sitter<\/li>\n<li>Go to more re-union gatherings than the past 30 years total<\/li>\n<li>Who do you see more frequent: your doctor and pharmacist<\/li>\n<li>Sleep less and pee more<\/li>\n<li>Sudoku and dancing are your preferred \u00a0exercises, for a beautiful mind and body<\/li>\n<li>Keep repeating yourself, like a broken record<\/li>\n<li>Busier than ever before, with fully booked activities every single day<\/li>\n<li>___________________________ (Fill in your own blank)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses) McDonald gives you senior discount coffee automatically Kids give you their seats on public transit respectfully Spent hours every morning reading the newspaper from headlines to obuitary Spent more time surfing the Internet than watching reality shows &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=4612\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,111],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-4612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-through-rose-coloured-glasses","tag-fb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4612"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4793,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4612\/revisions\/4793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}