{"id":16901,"date":"2013-11-13T23:10:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T04:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=16901"},"modified":"2013-11-14T11:34:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T16:34:15","slug":"robbie-bobbie-bobblehead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=16901","title":{"rendered":"Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?attachment_id=16902\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16902\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16902\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/robbiebobbie.jpg\" width=\"287\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/robbiebobbie.jpg 287w, https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/robbiebobbie-165x300.jpg 165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant! Who can think of that! A Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead doll! Yesterday Mayor Ford kept himself busy selling and autographing his \u201cmini-me\u201d, for charity. 20 buck a head. They were selling like hotcake.<\/p>\n<p>A smiling nodding Ford. Every Torontonian should have one on her\/his desk. Then you can ask him any question. And no matter what you ask, he will keep smiling and nodding his head.<\/p>\n<p>Robbie, have you smoked crack cocaine? Smiling and nodding his head.<\/p>\n<p>Have you purchased any illegal drugs in the past 2 years? Smiling and nodding his head.<\/p>\n<p>Are you going to resign? Smiling and nodding his head.<\/p>\n<p>Are you a drug addict? An alcoholic? Smiling and nodding his head.<\/p>\n<p>Are you going to Rehab? Smiling and nodding his head.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, this is even better than a simple \u201cNo Comment\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant. After the bloodbath at City Hall today, rumour has it, they are coming out with a new doll &#8212;- Robbie the Undead.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Smile everyone smile<\/p>\n<p>All of your trouble will perish like bobble<\/p>\n<p>Smile everyone smile<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nod everyone nod<\/p>\n<p>All of your trouble will perish like bobble<\/p>\n<p>Nod everyone nod<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses) &nbsp; Brilliant! Who can think of that! A Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead doll! Yesterday Mayor Ford kept himself busy selling and autographing his \u201cmini-me\u201d, for charity. 20 buck a head. They were selling like hotcake. A smiling nodding &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/?p=16901\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-through-rose-coloured-glasses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16901"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16906,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16901\/revisions\/16906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wykontario.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}