(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)<\/B>
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\n1.\tTo be as famous as Margaret Atwood. Who is the lady anyway?<\/p>\n
2.\tTo be able to play reality Monopoly — Build Ford Nation, a Disney-style jaw-dropping wonderland, on our Waterfront<\/p>\n
3.\tNo, I am not homophobic, I once have a friend and her name is Gay<\/p>\n
4.\tNo, it is my brother\u2019s idea. Interchangeability of the Twin Fordmayor<\/p>\n
5.\tTo be able to talk on the cell while driving, and able to give fellow driver the finger. I\u2019m just exercising my role as mayor. No ticket please, thank you.<\/p>\n
6.\tTo host a new show in town — Suburgatory. A reality show to scare everybody out of Toronto, into the suburb. No residents, no spending, no tax. <\/p>\n
7.\tTo promote a Ford Nation Tea Party-style culture, Lingerie Football league (and eventually to hold another tourist attraction, the Lingerie Bowl), no gay parade (instead a lingerie parade?), no library (no need to be educated, want to speak out, just run for office), mmm\u2026.. May be more strip joints \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
8.\tTo form the Twin Fordmayor Real Estate company, and sell off all Toronto properties that we can get our hands on, to balance the budgets, so to speak<\/p>\n
9.\tTo hold more backyard BBQ at my mom\u2019s place. How about a Tea Party? She is paying for them anyway, not a cent of taxpayers\u2019 money <\/p>\n
10.\t I propose to get rid of all the councillors, just me and Doug can run the whole city hall. Less expense, less tax. Amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses) 1. To be as famous as Margaret Atwood. Who is the lady anyway? 2. To be able to play reality Monopoly — Build Ford Nation, a Disney-style jaw-dropping wonderland, on our Waterfront 3. No, I am not … Continue reading