(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

Brilliant! Who can think of that! A Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead doll! Yesterday Mayor Ford kept himself busy selling and autographing his “mini-me”, for charity. 20 buck a head. They were selling like hotcake.

A smiling nodding Ford. Every Torontonian should have one on her/his desk. Then you can ask him any question. And no matter what you ask, he will keep smiling and nodding his head.

Robbie, have you smoked crack cocaine? Smiling and nodding his head.

Have you purchased any illegal drugs in the past 2 years? Smiling and nodding his head.

Are you going to resign? Smiling and nodding his head.

Are you a drug addict? An alcoholic? Smiling and nodding his head.

Are you going to Rehab? Smiling and nodding his head.

Wow, this is even better than a simple “No Comment”!

Brilliant. After the bloodbath at City Hall today, rumour has it, they are coming out with a new doll —- Robbie the Undead.

Smile everyone smile

All of your trouble will perish like bobble

Smile everyone smile

Nod everyone nod

All of your trouble will perish like bobble

Nod everyone nod