(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)
Brilliant! Who can think of that! A Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead doll! Yesterday Mayor Ford kept himself busy selling and autographing his “mini-me”, for charity. 20 buck a head. They were selling like hotcake.
A smiling nodding Ford. Every Torontonian should have one on her/his desk. Then you can ask him any question. And no matter what you ask, he will keep smiling and nodding his head.
Robbie, have you smoked crack cocaine? Smiling and nodding his head.
Have you purchased any illegal drugs in the past 2 years? Smiling and nodding his head.
Are you going to resign? Smiling and nodding his head.
Are you a drug addict? An alcoholic? Smiling and nodding his head.
Are you going to Rehab? Smiling and nodding his head.
Wow, this is even better than a simple “No Comment”!
Brilliant. After the bloodbath at City Hall today, rumour has it, they are coming out with a new doll —- Robbie the Undead.
Smile everyone smile
All of your trouble will perish like bobble
Smile everyone smile
Nod everyone nod
All of your trouble will perish like bobble
Nod everyone nod
From Don Chen in LA:
“加拿大的同學們，
可否同大家介紹一下貴國的巿長, Ford nation, 此肥佬已經成為世界頭條新聞（菲律賓台風,obamacare 排二三）。我每日打開 CNN 就見到他俾人圍攻，他一時淚流滿面道歉，一時嘈巴之閉大突圍。
肥佬市長的樣子相當可愛，像只熊人婆。他口若懸河，乜飛劍都可以擋住。
我想知道此君有乜德政。我想知道全村人都在反對佢，點解佢也可以唔落台。
請敎。
Regards
Don”