Why is Mayor Ford Talking (on cellphone) and Driving, Again?

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

1. Just keeping my promise. I will take all Torontonians’ call anytime, anyplace, even when driving
2. I am the law
3. Testing a new app, tracking the gravy trains
4. I can multi-task. Talk and drive at the same time (much smarter than the other Ford, i.e. Gerald, he could only walk and chew gum at the same time)
5. The police is too busy cutting budget, no time to hand out tickets
6. Testing the new iPhone
7. No hands, mom, see, I am using the hands-free OnStar system
8. I was on duty, 微服出巡, scouting for sellable around the City, to turn into cash
9. Consulting with Doug
10. Coaching my football team

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