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Through Rose-Coloured Glasses

Drumpfed !

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

You’ve been drumpfed !

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內有惡犬

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近年來,「入屋行劫」的事件頻頻發生。初時,案件多與毒品有關,後來,變本加厲,還要殺人滅口。

最近,有位金舖老板,在家休息時,被賊人劫持,再回金舖洗劫。自此以後,老板有如驚弓之烏,家門窗全部上鎖、加鐵枝,更裝上 high tech 一流的防盜系統。

更有人建議,在房屋的四邊,建築起「柏林圍牆」式的石牆,閉關自守,以防劫匪大批湧到。

又編造 一份「不得入內」(No Entry List) 的黑名單,嚴禁不良份子的混入。 Continue reading

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長者

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

你可曾有過這樣的經驗嗎?

* 在公共巴士上,有小孩給你讓座
* 不用你開聲,McDonald 小姐自動給你老人優惠咖啡
* 兒女都認為,你太長氣,分分鐘都提出同樣的問題,例如:今天冷嘛?在半小時內,不下五六次
* 打開雪櫃門,就早已忘記想要什麼
* 在冰櫃內找到你的門匙
* 每天都花了整個上午,嘆報紙,由頭條新聞,到分類廣告,全無遺漏
* 然後叉把所有認為有意思的電郵,轉寄親戚朋友
* 每天吃的藥,要兩個藥盒才能裝得下
* 分分鐘出門旅行,你有句名言:到行動不便時,想去都去不到了
* 朋友聚會,話題都會轉到,互相交流經驗, 有關白內障,膝頭,HIP 替換手術等
* 你是特定的 baby/pet sitter
* 今年參加的 reunions,比打上十年的總和還多
* 睡少,pee 多
* 多玩 sudoku, 腦力運動
* 舞多跳,体力運動
* 逛商場, 滿載而歸,但走完整個停車場數次,還是找不到車泊在那呀?
* 現在是個大忙人, 每天都節目多多,寫字,繪畫,唱歌,跳舞,橋牌,麻將,樣樣皆能

恭喜,歡迎你加入了「長者」一族的行列。

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猴年談進化

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老伴說:你走起路來,要抬高頭,眼望前方,要伸直腰,挺起胸膛。你整天玩手机,電腦上網,弄至背曲腰彎,低下頭來,已未老先衰,越老越退化了。

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有些達爾文的「進化論」者認為,馬騮/人猿是人類的祖先,但卻沒有明確指出,人類又會進化到那個程度,進化成什么樣的東西呢!

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難道,老伴所言的退化 ,就是我們的進化?

Print在這裡,列出了一些進化過程的可能性,以供大家參考。

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Evolution_Alien

Evolution_end

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當然,大家都祈望,2016 不會退化到如斯田地掛!

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怕怕。

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詩幾首 2

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

重遊
故地重遊尋舊夢
熱情款待友誼濃
人生限杯又幾何
舉盞齊來譜新誦

老友記
海內存知已
天涯若比鄰
青山依舊在
友誼不老松

夢尋
尋尋覓覓又一天
虛幻現實一線牽
人生易老天難老
難得胡塗樂自然

金猴狂舞
恐佈襲擊殺又殺
戰火連天民四散
金猴舞起金剛棒
掃盡一切害人虫

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詩幾首

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

九華六五同學聚舊聯歡記念

弹指一挥五十年
各奔前程闖四方
笑傲江湖君有成
暢話當年聚舊情

我來也

烏雲濃霧盍加京
面紗恐佈盡駭驚
晴天霹靂我來也
楓葉紅於十月間 Continue reading

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HARPERMAN

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1. Harperman, a Protest Song

2. Stealin’ All My Dreams (Blue Rodeo)

3. Imagine There’s No Harper

4. Stephen Harper Song :: Burnaby Mountain

5. 22 Minutes: “Tories” Song by Borde

6. Oppa Harper Style – Air Farce

7. The Harper Song (Steve It’s Time to Leave) by John Roby

8. Stephen Harper Hates Me

9. The Caravan – What Up Steve?

10. You Have A Choice

 

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Politics of Fear

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Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

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Ban Niqab / Reveal Your Identity

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But How About These ?

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Old Stocks vs Newcomers

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“In 10 years, Stephen Harper has never missed an opportunity to divide Canadians,” Trudeau said. “East against west, urban against rural, French against English, so-called ‘old-stock’ Canadians versus newcomers.”

—–  Justin Trudeau

20151003HARPERNLTPP_2500kbps_852x480_2676578068He Even Wears a “Split Canada” Jacket to Show It.  Very Subtle.

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沙灘上的小孩

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烈日當空
廣闊的沙灘
都是人滿之患
充滿了笑聲
父母的叮嚀
小孩的追逐
歡欣 快樂
處處喜洋洋 Continue reading

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Top 10 Reasons Nigel Wright cut a $90,000 cheque to Mike Duffy

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1. The Devil made me do it
2. It’s all Matthew’s fault
3. My right-hand man doesn’t know what my left-hand man was doing
4. Vote Conservative, we’ll cut you a cheque too (oh, wait a minute,  it is already done)
5. It’s covered. The Election is Good to Go
6. You can’t handle the truth, son!  You are Just not Ready
7. Let’s adjourn/prorogue the Election, until the Duffy Trial wrapped up
8. Next time, open a SnapChat account, stupid!
9. A good deed a day, keep the scandal away
10. Mission: Impossible — Rouge Nation (Canada)

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