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Through Rose-Coloured Glasses

The Red Envelope Award

The Oscar ‘Best Picture’ snafu

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

It’s 5 in the morning, President Trump of La-La Land (as usual, in his euphoric dreamlike mental state, detached from the harsher realities of life) was sitting on his gold toilet bowl, TWEETING.

He was complaining about his presidential popularity rating. It was even lower than Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘s Celebrity Apprentice show, so sad. (BTW He’s fired!?)

He did everything to salvage that. He signed executive order after executive order. He lashed out to everyone, especially the enemy of the people. He fired and abandoned his comrades-in-arm. He even re-enacted his campaign style mass agitation. No luck.

While still sitting on the bowl, pondering, an inspiration suddenly dawned on him. Look at the past few months, almost every weekend, there were some kind of award ceremony, celebrating all different kind of entertainment celebrities and high achievers. Why not also an awards ceremony to celebrate the President, our savior, who is going to make America great again (and in the mean time, generating great fear and nervousness). And can have our own Red Envelope Awards Ceremony. We will call it the O’Scare Awards.

Here are the suggested Categories of Awards :-

  • From Russia with Love Comrade-in-arms Award
  • Russia Gate Award
  • The Next Travel Ban Country Award
  • The President for Life Award (acclaimed by Trump, just like buddy Putin)
  • The Best Trump Name Branding Award
  • Make America Great Again and Line Trump family’s Pocket Win-Win Award
  • The Post-Truth so-called Fake News Award
  • The Enemy of the People News Media Award
  • The Violence Of Immigration Crime Exaggeration Award (VOICE)
  • Contractor Without Pay (ask the Mexican) to build the Great Wall Award
  • Can Only Handle 140 Words or Less Short Memory Span Award
  • The Wire-Tap Dancing Bad (or sick) guy! 聲東擊西 Award

and ALL the Awards go to ……… Our Great Leader and Helmsman Donald Trump

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問蒼茫大地,誰主沉浮?

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

冷眼看時局

超級大國快歸西

再次偉大欲揚威

胡言亂語何所扯

橫沖直撞全無規

Power to the people
Power to the people
Power to the people
Power to the people
Power to the people
Power to the people
Power to the people
Power to the people, right on Continue reading

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邊個夠我威 !?

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

我,威盡。

沒有政治資本,政治關係,政治經驗,一出馬,就能以「炒你尤魚」的號召力,打敗了黨內外的所有對手,登上總統寶座

我,威盡。

我競選,不需要太多資金。我這密底算盤,借用了這免費的推特(Twitter) 現代構通工具,不用花費一仙一毫,就能夠把握住 Social Media 來宣傳,大做文章,假消息;而且跟班(followers) 又多,呼萬應,橫掃千軍,連連勝出。

我,威盡。

無論我怎樣說也好,做謠、做假新聞也好,我的信徒都一一受落,而且,我越是祌族歧視,越sexist,越MCP,甚至被人指控性騷擾,都越能引起各路信徒的共嗚,投我神聖一票。

我,威盡。

我只要下個下馬威,出句聲,Ford汽車公司,就立即停止在墨西哥設廠,我重要墨西哥出錢來起圍牆。威威。

我,威盡。

我的老友叫Putin。又能助我一臂之力。大選期間,用黑客出奇制勝,把Hillary打過落花流水,奪得寶座。其實任你CIA怎樣說,我已通嬴了。我還要改組CIA,等著瞧吧。

我,威盡。

我還未宣誓上任,只接了蔡姑娘一個電話,就攪得你習老哥扎扎跳,好戲還在後頭呢。等你地鬼打鬼,我就能坐收漁人之利呀。

我,威盡。

我到處滋事,好似語無倫次, 制造內亂,越亂越好,要學學我老友Putin,趁烏黑蘭內戰,混水摸魚,吞拼了克里米亞。我話,墨西哥,加拿大,不要亂來,乖乖的聽我話,不然內亂,打起仗來,那又正中我老夫下懷了。

我,威盡。

我還要盡量確保,我的投資,地產,保存在我的名下,不會轉托交兒女。在打後的四年,利用職權,發更多、更大的財,Make America (And Me) Great Again。

雙嬴。

你話哪,又有邊個夠我威。

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RIP

LEONARD COHEN   1934-2016

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Election Monkey

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

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VICE VICE BABY

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Jimmy Kimmel Announces Vice Presidential Run

美国时间周四晚上,著名深夜脱口秀节目“吉米鸡毛秀”(JimmyKimmel Live)主持人坎摩尔正式宣布参与2016大选,竞选副总统。

😉

His official website:    JK4VP.com

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Drumpfed !

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You’ve been drumpfed !

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內有惡犬

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近年來,「入屋行劫」的事件頻頻發生。初時,案件多與毒品有關,後來,變本加厲,還要殺人滅口。

最近,有位金舖老板,在家休息時,被賊人劫持,再回金舖洗劫。自此以後,老板有如驚弓之烏,家門窗全部上鎖、加鐵枝,更裝上 high tech 一流的防盜系統。

更有人建議,在房屋的四邊,建築起「柏林圍牆」式的石牆,閉關自守,以防劫匪大批湧到。

又編造 一份「不得入內」(No Entry List) 的黑名單,嚴禁不良份子的混入。 Continue reading

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長者

(Through Rose-Coloured Glasses)

你可曾有過這樣的經驗嗎?

* 在公共巴士上,有小孩給你讓座
* 不用你開聲,McDonald 小姐自動給你老人優惠咖啡
* 兒女都認為,你太長氣,分分鐘都提出同樣的問題,例如:今天冷嘛?在半小時內,不下五六次
* 打開雪櫃門,就早已忘記想要什麼
* 在冰櫃內找到你的門匙
* 每天都花了整個上午,嘆報紙,由頭條新聞,到分類廣告,全無遺漏
* 然後叉把所有認為有意思的電郵,轉寄親戚朋友
* 每天吃的藥,要兩個藥盒才能裝得下
* 分分鐘出門旅行,你有句名言:到行動不便時,想去都去不到了
* 朋友聚會,話題都會轉到,互相交流經驗, 有關白內障,膝頭,HIP 替換手術等
* 你是特定的 baby/pet sitter
* 今年參加的 reunions,比打上十年的總和還多
* 睡少,pee 多
* 多玩 sudoku, 腦力運動
* 舞多跳,体力運動
* 逛商場, 滿載而歸,但走完整個停車場數次,還是找不到車泊在那呀?
* 現在是個大忙人, 每天都節目多多,寫字,繪畫,唱歌,跳舞,橋牌,麻將,樣樣皆能

恭喜,歡迎你加入了「長者」一族的行列。

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猴年談進化

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老伴說:你走起路來,要抬高頭,眼望前方,要伸直腰,挺起胸膛。你整天玩手机,電腦上網,弄至背曲腰彎,低下頭來,已未老先衰,越老越退化了。

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有些達爾文的「進化論」者認為,馬騮/人猿是人類的祖先,但卻沒有明確指出,人類又會進化到那個程度,進化成什么樣的東西呢!

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難道,老伴所言的退化 ,就是我們的進化?

Print在這裡,列出了一些進化過程的可能性,以供大家參考。

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Evolution_Alien

Evolution_end

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當然,大家都祈望,2016 不會退化到如斯田地掛!

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怕怕。

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